He was now alternately putting his hands into his pockets, as if he were going to keep them there a long time, and taking them out again, and vehemently rubbing them all over his head.
I ventured to take this opportunity of hinting that Mr. Skimpole, being in all such matters, quite a child—
'Eh, my dear?' said Mr. Jarndyce, catching at the word.
'—Being quite a child, sir,' said I, 'and so different from other people—'
'You are right!' said Mr. Jarndyce, brightening. 'Your woman's wit hits the mark. He is a child – an absolute child. I told you he was a child, you know, when I first mentioned him.'
Certainly! certainly! we said.
'And he is a child. Now, isn't he?' asked Mr. Jarndyce, brightening more and more.
He was indeed, we said.
'When you come to think of it, it's the height of childishness in you – I mean me—' said Mr. Jarndyce, 'to regard him for a moment as a man. You can't make him responsible. The idea of Harold Skimpole with designs or plans, or knowledge of consequences! Ha, ha, ha!'
It was so delicious to see the clouds about his bright face clearing, and to see him so heartily pleased, and to know, as it was impossible not to know, that the source of his pleasure was the goodness which was tortured by condemning, or mistrusting, or secretly accusing any one, that I saw the tears in Ada's eyes, while she echoed his laugh, and felt them in my own.
'Why, what a cod's head and shoulders I am,' said Mr. Jarndyce, 'to require reminding of it! The whole business shows the child from beginning to end. Nobody but a child would have thought of singling you two out for parties in the affair! Nobody but a child would have thought of your having the money! If it had been a thousand pounds, it would have been just the same!' said Mr. Jarndyce, with his whole face in a glow.
We all confirmed it from our night's experience.
'To be sure, to be sure!' said Mr. Jarndyce. 'However, Rick, Esther, and you too, Ada, for I don't know that even your little purse is safe from his inexperience – I must have a promise all round, that nothing of this sort shall ever be done any more. No advances! Not even sixpences.'
We all promised faithfully; Richard, with a merry glance at me, touching his pocket, as if to remind me that there was no danger of