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                                                                      song.

O is it because I’m so thin,

And my legs are so long – Ding-a-dong!

                                                      Ding-a-dong!

That you don’t care about me a pin?

Ah! fairest of creatures, when sweeping the room,

Ah! why don’t you heed my complaint!

Must you needs be so cruel, you beautiful Broom,

Because you are covered with paint?

Ding-a-dong! Ding-a-dong!

You are certainly wrong!”

IV

Mrs. Broom and Miss Shovel together they sang,

“What nonsense you’re singing today!”

Said the Shovel, “I’ll certainly hit you a band!”

Said the Broom, “And I’ll sweep you away!”

So the Coachman drove homeward as fast as

                                                      he could,

Perceiving their anger with pain;

But they put on the kettle, and little by little,

They all became happy again.

Ding-a-dong! Ding-a-dong!

There’s the end of my song.

The Nutcrackers and the Sugar-tongs

I

The Nutcrackers sate by a plate on the table,

The Sugar-tongs sate by a plate at his side;

And Nutcrackers said, “Don’t you wish we were able

Along the blue hills and green meadows to ride?

Must we drag on this stupid existence fo ever,

So idle and weary, so full of remorse, —

While every one else takes his pleasure, and never

Seems happy unless he is riding a horse?

II

Don’t you think we could ride without being instructed?

Without any saddle, or bridle, or spur?

Our legs are so long, and so aptly constructed,

I’m sure that an accident could not occur.

Let us all of a sudden hop down from the table,

And hustle downstairs, and each jump on a horse!

Shall we try? Shall we go? Do you think we are able?”

The Sugar-tongs answered distinctly, “Of course!”

III

So down the long staircase they hopped in a minute,

The Sugar-tongs snapped, and the Crackers said “crack!”

The stable was open, the horses were in it;

Each took out a pony, and jumped on his back.

The Cat in a fright scrambled out of a doorway,

The Mice tumbled out of a bundle of hay,

The brown and white Rats, and the black ones from Norway,

Screamed out, “They are taken the horses away!”

IV

The whole of the household was filled with amazement,

The Cups and the Saucers danced madly about,

The Plates and the Dishes looked out of the casement,

The Saltcellar stood on his head with a shout,

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