Two at the slap. A play for 2 people - страница 3

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Isolde tries again to reach the slap with her foot, this time more desperately, but the slap is still far away. She pushes her beloved with her shoulder, and more than once.

ALBERT (judiciously): Oh, oh, oh, she's gone.

ISOLDE (nervously): But I'm interested! What are you doing … fucking up? You were very gallant, courteous and gentle last night. And here, then, his wife suddenly became abruptly unworthy of him!

ALBERT (judiciously): Yesterday I had my second, or rather, first slap. And now I don't have it with me. I feel inferior!

ISOLDE (nervously): Well, feel good!

ALBERT (judiciously): And who has to do with it? Who puts on my flip-flops all the time while running to the shower? To whom (mimics) so go, so go…, my spanking?

ISOLDE (nervously): Oh, that's it!

ALBERT (nervously): No, not all of them! These are my flip-flops! I bought them in Thailand! This is my symbol of freedom, my reminder of bright happy days! About the best period of my life!

ISOLDE (nervously): Your lascivious face! Do you think I don't know what you were doing in Thailand? Have you forgotten how much money you spent on treatment after your taek? And, curiously, my money!

ALBERT (judiciously): Well, that's right, I left my own all there, on a paradise island.

ISOLDE (nervously): A brat. And he doesn't even hesitate to remember this in front of me, and even sing about it!

ALBERT (savoring): Oh… It was unforgettable(Isolde shoves him in the back)Aaaaemo. What are you pushing at? Yes, I'm not an angel, I admit. But you, you know, are also not one of the noble maidens!

ISOLDE (turning around): Why am I not one of the noble ones?

ALBERT (turns to his wife): Have I forgotten my trip to Turkey?

Isolde smiles significantly, turns back.

ALBERT (turning AROUND): Well, why did you hide your rosy face? I gave you exactly your own amount, now for your treatment. No, it turned out even more there. Have you tasted "Turkish sweets" in a foreign country?

ISOLDE (looking at her husband with displeasure): I remembered too. You better remember how I dragged you home from the neighbor upstairs!

ALBERT (turning around): You better remember how I pulled you out from under the neighbor from below!

ISOLDE (looking at her husband with displeasure): Is it okay that I was the girlfriend of this downstairs neighbor then?