Galya (jumps off the seat, nervously sneaks up, threatens). Yes, I'm not an old woman yet, but I'm not eighteen anymore! Who needs me in second-hand condition now? Yes, no self-respecting man will look at me now. You've turned my whole life upside down! I picked a flower, and now it means divorce! No, honey! I'm going to torment you now until the end of your days! I'll pay you back for everything! For all your antics, for all your attitude, for all your words!!!
Vovchik looks attentively at his wife, rubs his chin, thinks.
Vovchik (does not immediately answer, calmly). So-so prospects.
Galya (nervously). Well… whatever there are.
They exchange glances. Wet.
Vovchik (exhaling, cheerfully, positively). So what? For cleaning?
Galya (exhaling, calmly). Yeah, come on.
They begin to clean up, put everything in its place, restore, lift, repair. To make everything look divine. In the process of cleaning, they have a relaxed, calm conversation.
Vovchik (in the process of cleaning). Listen, but what if, for example, we find you a new husband? Well, not then sometime, but now, in advance! So somehow really… well, where are you going, how are you going to be? This is not the case. But if we find you a new husband ahead of time – then there will be no problem. Cleverly thought up?
The wife looks at her husband like an idiot, is silent, continues to do the cleaning.
Vovchik (in the process of cleaning). No, well, really! So I will be calm that everything is fine with you, and you will be fine. Is it good?
Galya (exhaling, calmly). Vovchik… my dear… I seem to have warmed you up with something on the head. What are you talking about? What husband?
Vovchik (enthusiastically, in the process of cleaning). No, you listen! You and I don't love each other, do we?
Galya (exhaling, calmly). We don't like it!
Vovchik (enthusiastically, in the process of cleaning). Here! It means that your heart is free and it may well be open to new life partners. Or do you already have someone, I just don't know?
Galya (joining the dialogue). Yes, I have no one, I would say, too, to me, a secret. It's like you and I have something to lose…
Vovchik (enthusiastically, in the process of cleaning). So here I am about the same thing! Look! I think we should do this! We will place an ad on several dating sites, explain the situation and we will choose! I've got you out… the woman is still nothing. I think a couple of fools will bite.