A play for 4,5,6,7,8 or 9 people. Holy Gaetz! Comedy - страница 4

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But here, Xenophon takes aim. He has already found his victim.

The extras disperse – they disperse.

The musical accompaniment of the hum subsides.

Only the sound of a car passing by alone is heard (softly).

Xenophon points with a wand (wand) at the driver, indicating that he should park.

A girl driver "pulls up", parks. There is another girl sitting next to me, in a rather relaxed, imposing way.

Both are sitting in the car, waiting.

Xenophon approaches, quickly pronounces the phrase on duty.

Xenophon (speaking rapidly). Senior Lieutenant Xenophon Vasiliev. (Puts his hand to his cap properly) Document verification!

The girl driver holds out the documents, Xenophon looks disapprovingly. Flipping through. Glances at the driver.

Xenophon (reproachfully). And what about the citizen in the next seat is not wearing a seat belt? Violating?

The passenger silently hands Xenophon a bill.

Xenophon carefully looked around, accepts the gift.

Xenophon (philosophically, judiciously). How not to take …

Returns the documents to the driver, puts his hand to the cap.

Xenophon (calmly saying goodbye). All the best!

The sound of a car leaving.

The ladies leave the parking spot.

Xenophon (to the viewer, enough, waving the bill he took). That's it!!!

Puts the bill in his pocket.

Xenophon (to himself). In the piggy bank.

The noise of the car is growing again. Xenophon is on guard again. Looking out. Vigilant.

Here he noticed the "victim". A sneaky, sly grin. A wave of the stick, pointing to the parking lot.

Alyona drives up, parks.

Xenophon approaches, his duty phrase sounds.

Xenophon (speaking rapidly). Senior Lieutenant Xenophon Vasiliev. (Puts his hand to his cap properly) Document verification!

Alyona (starts babbling, without letting the lieutenant finish his duty phrase, pityingly, submitting documents). Sinful, sinful, Comrade Lieutenant! The devil got confused, turned in the wrong place, well, you yourself saw everything perfectly. And I don't need anything. And when I started to turn, that's when I saw it. And where already now, the maneuver has begun… I had to finish. You will forgive me, please, for the first time, I will never do this again, never, honestly, I repent!

Xenophon (checking documents, stretching out vowels, like a priest in a temple). Greshnaaaa, my daughter, greshnaaaa, Alyona Sergeeeyevna. But what should I do with you, how to absolve a sin so severely punished? After all, I cannot let you go without punishment, because punishment comes from the word PUNISHMENT! And that punishment cannot be thrown out of the God-created synym of the universe in any way.