Chapter 2
Try Your Luck With Professor Challenger
I always liked McArdle, the crabbed, old, red-headed news editor, and I hoped that he liked me. Of course, Beaumont was the real boss but he was above and beyond us – we saw him very seldom. And McArdle was his first lieutenant. The old man nodded as I entered the room.
“Well, Mr. Malone, you seem to be doing very well,” he said in his kindly Scottish accent.
I thanked him.
“The article about the explosion was excellent. So why did you want to see me?”
“To ask a favour… Do you think, Sir, that you could possibly send me on some mission? I would do my best to get you some good copy.”
“What sort of mission, Mr. Malone?”
“Well, Sir, anything that had adventure and danger in it. The more difficult it was, the better it would suit me.”
“You seem very anxious to lose your life.”
“To justify my life, Sir.”
“Dear me, Mr. Malone, I’m afraid the day for this sort of thing is rather past. There’s no room for romance… Wait a bit, though!” he added, with a sudden smile. “What about exposing a fraud… a modern Munchausen… and making him ridiculous? You could show him as the liar that he is! How does it sound to you?”
“Anything… anywhere… I don’t care.”
McArdle was plunged in thought for some minutes.
“You seem to have, I suppose, animal magnetism, or youthful energy, or something… So why should you not try your luck with Professor Challenger?”
I looked a little startled.
“Challenger!” I cried. “Professor Challenger, the famous zoologist! The man who broke the skull of Blundell, of the Telegraph!”
The news editor smiled grimly.
“Do you mind? Didn’t you say it was adventures you wanted?”
“Yes, sir,” I answered.
“I don’t suppose he can always be so violent as that. You may have better luck, or more tact in handling him.”
“I really know nothing about him,” I said. “I only remember his name in connection with the police-court proceedings, for striking Blundell. I am not very clear yet why I am to interview this gentleman. What else has he done?”
“He went to South America on an expedition two years ago. Came back last year. Had undoubtedly been to South America, but refused to say exactly where. Began to tell his adventures in a vague way but then just shut up like an oyster. Something wonderful happened… or the man’s a great liar. Had some damaged photographs, said to be fakes. Now he attacks anyone who asks questions and kicks reporters downstairs. In my opinion he’s just a maniac with a turn for science. That’s your man, Mr. Malone. Now, go. We’ll see what you can do. You’re big enough to look after yourself.”