200 Мини Анекдотов для Детей на Английском Языке - страница 2

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20. Dad: "What’s 5 + 5?"

Kid: "I don’t know, but Alexa does!"


Друзья и глупые ситуации (Friends & Silly Situations)

21. Kid 1: "My dad knows everything!"

Kid 2: "Then why does he wear glasses?"


22. Kid 1: "I ate a clock yesterday."

Kid 2: "That’s time-consuming!"


23. Kid 1: "Why did the scarecrow win an award?"

Kid 2: "Because he was outstanding in his field!"


24. Kid 1: "What’s brown and sticky?"

Kid 2: "A stick!"


25. Kid 1: "Why don’t scientists trust atoms?"

Kid 2: "Because they make up everything!"


26. Kid 1: "Why did the math book look sad?"

Kid 2: "Because it had too many problems!"


27. Kid 1: "What do you call a fake noodle?"

Kid 2: "An impasta!"


28. Kid 1: "Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?"

Kid 2: "Because he wanted to go to high school!"


29. Kid 1: "What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?"

Kid 2: "A carrot!"


30. Kid 1: "Why did the kid eat his homework?"

Kid 2: "Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!"


Домашние животные (Pets & Funny Animals)

31. Kid: "My dog is a genius!"

Friend: "How?"

Kid: "I told him to bark if 2+2=4, and he didn’t!"


32. Kid: "Why did the cat sit on the computer?"

Mom: "Why?"

Kid: "To keep an eye on the mouse!"


33. Kid: "My goldfish died."

Friend: "That’s sad. How old was he?"