20. Dad: "What’s 5 + 5?"
Kid: "I don’t know, but Alexa does!"
Друзья и глупые ситуации (Friends & Silly Situations)
21. Kid 1: "My dad knows everything!"
Kid 2: "Then why does he wear glasses?"
22. Kid 1: "I ate a clock yesterday."
Kid 2: "That’s time-consuming!"
23. Kid 1: "Why did the scarecrow win an award?"
Kid 2: "Because he was outstanding in his field!"
24. Kid 1: "What’s brown and sticky?"
Kid 2: "A stick!"
25. Kid 1: "Why don’t scientists trust atoms?"
Kid 2: "Because they make up everything!"
26. Kid 1: "Why did the math book look sad?"
Kid 2: "Because it had too many problems!"
27. Kid 1: "What do you call a fake noodle?"
Kid 2: "An impasta!"
28. Kid 1: "Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?"
Kid 2: "Because he wanted to go to high school!"
29. Kid 1: "What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?"
Kid 2: "A carrot!"
30. Kid 1: "Why did the kid eat his homework?"
Kid 2: "Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!"
Домашние животные (Pets & Funny Animals)
31. Kid: "My dog is a genius!"
Friend: "How?"
Kid: "I told him to bark if 2+2=4, and he didn’t!"
32. Kid: "Why did the cat sit on the computer?"
Mom: "Why?"
Kid: "To keep an eye on the mouse!"
33. Kid: "My goldfish died."
Friend: "That’s sad. How old was he?"